This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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