Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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