I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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