He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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