Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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