normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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