He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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