I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We're hate flirting, damnit.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
