I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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