She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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