You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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