do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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