She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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