i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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