Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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