Nicole vs. Life
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just found puke in my bra..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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