Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm gonna fight the coyote
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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