Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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