But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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