I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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