he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Panties = found
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