nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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