Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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