gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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