So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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