Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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