i jhust puked up my retainher.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
