i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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