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(443): View more from Maryland

i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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(904): View more from Florida

I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash

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(716): View more from New York

he got a rim job in the basement.

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apparently i was the one who gave it to him.

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(438): View more from Quebec

I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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(718): View more from New York

We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas

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(972): View more from Texas

It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.

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