im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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