Umm I'm too high to move.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
