the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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