we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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