He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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