who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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