is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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