I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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