chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There r osticjed everywhere
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We need to get me chipped asap
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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