No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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