i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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