Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
