I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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