His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We need to get me chipped asap
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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