Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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