Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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