Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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