We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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