D3 body, D1 cock
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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