Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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