and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
tell me about the fingering
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