can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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